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Things You Will Never Hear From Inuyasha or Sesshoumaru:

Inuyasha

1. Shards who needs them. Lets just kick back, relax and watch our asses grow.

2. I hate Kikyou!

3. Sure Kagome you can go back home. Just come back when you feel like it.

4. I like my brother! (When that happens there will be a blizzard in hell)

5. Come here Shippou and give me a hug (disturbing I know).

6. Come on Kagome sit me. I love it when you plummet my ass into a crater.

7. I hate Ramen!!!

8. So you missed a shard, we can always get another one later.

9. Humans aren't weak.

10. Sure Sesshoumaru, you can have Tetsaiga.

Sesshoumaru

1. Hi how are you?

2. I love humans, especially human women. (Kagome passed out in shock over that one)

3. Speaks nicely to Jaken.

4. I like my little brother (Forget blizzard, more like a snow avalanche in hell)

5. Live Inuyasha!

6. Talking non stop. (majorly disturbing)

7. You can call me Fluffy, Sess, Sessy, Sesshou or anything you want.

8. Forget Naraku! Who needs to hunt that Vermin.

9. Sure Rin I will wear your halo of flowers (If he says that, than we know he has been smoking something weird).

10. Who needs battles! My swords are just for decoration.

By chippyshero - Fanfiction.net

Lick:

Shifting slightly a moan escaped her lips. With slightly hooded eyes she looked up at Sesshomaru. “Lick it.” She ordered.

“What?” he asked confused

Giving a quick nod down with her head she said “Lick it before it drips”

“This Sesshomaru doesn’t lick.”

“If you don’t lick it your fingers will get sticky.” she warned

“Then you may lick my fingers.” He said with a wicked smile.

“I don’t know where those fingers have been.” she exclaimed.

“These fingers,” he said with a wiggle of said digits, “have been in the same place for quite a while now, attached to my hand that is.” He said with a smirk.

“Please Sesshomaru just lick it! Look it is gonna drip all over your pants!”

“So let it drip” he said nonchalantly

“But Sesshomaru, chocolate ice cream stains are a bitch to get out!”

“Fine, but tell any one of how this Sesshomaru was sitting in the park licking an ice cream cone, and you my little devil of a miko will find yourself at the end of a very intense licking”

With a blush creeping across her face she all but whispered. “That doesn’t sound like a punishment”

“Oh but it is, I guarantee it will make you scream” he said as he leaned over and licked her with his icy cold tongue from her chin all the way up to her forehead.

“SESSHOMARU,” she screamed, “THAT WAS BEYOND GROSS”

“Hn, well this Sesshomaru did say he would make you scream.” He said with a chuckle. “But this Sesshomaru didn’t say you would enjoy it.”

By  inu-tiger-luver-393 - Fanfiction.net

Rin’s Dating Plan

“Hey Kagome,” Rin asked, “Can we play a game?”

Kagome, not wanting to disappoint the young child, nodded, and said ‘yes.’ Rin immediately went running away, and appeared several minutes later in front of a puzzled Kagome. She was followed by a blank looking Sesshomaru, and both he and Kagome looked questioningly at Rin.

Rin smiled hugely, looking happily from one face to another. She told them both to sit down, and then sat down herself, still smiling happily.

Kagome smiled at Rin, “What is it you want to play Rin?”

Rin pondered for a moment; what can I do to make them get closer to each other… An idea popped into Rin’s head, and she answered Kagome’s question immediately, “Rin wants to play truth and dare!”

Kagome was up for the game, she wondered what surprises Rin had up her sleeve. She was also interested in what Sesshomaru’s reactions would be.

“Hmm,” Rin said, thinking that she should start the game off on a light note, “Kagome, truth or dare?”

Kagome thought Rin would pick Sesshomaru first, but accepted Rin’s choice anyway, “Um, I choose dare.”

Rin knew exactly what she should do, and spoke excitedly, “Kagome, I dare you to…kiss Lord Sesshomaru on the cheek!”

Kagome blushed scarlet at the thought of kissing Sesshomaru, but he spoke before she could, “I do not mind Kagome, do as Rin wishes.” He glanced at Kagome, and then looked at the floor, waiting for Kagome to fulfil her dare.

Kagome’s heart was beating rapidly, and judging by the small smile on Sesshomaru’s lips, he could hear it. She shook her head, clearing her thoughts, and leaned in, kissing Sesshomaru gently on the cheek.

Sesshomaru turned to look at her as she pulled away, his eyes smouldering; this made Rin extremely happy, and she was excited for the next dare.

“Rin,” Kagome said, “it’s my turn to truth or dare now.”

Sesshomaru looked expectantly at Kagome, for he knew he was next. “Sesshomaru, truth or dare?” The miko asked.

Sesshomaru, not wanting to be subjected to anything embarrassing, but knew he would be eventually anyway, answered ‘dare.’ Kagome stared at him for a long time, trying to think of something, when she said, “Okay, Sesshomaru, I dare you to hug Rin.”

Sesshomaru didn’t even need to get up; he just stood there while Rin did the hugging. He didn’t mind hugging Rin, she was absent of any human scent, as she had died once already. Now she only smelled like himself; she was almost like a human extension of him.

Kagome smiled as she saw Sesshomaru hugging Rin. It showed a softer side of him, it was a side that she liked; her heart beat faster as she continued to think of Sesshomaru, and he turned to face her, curiosity apparent in his eyes; he could hear her heart! Kagome blushed crimson.

“Lord Sesshomaru! It’s your turn to dare Rin or Kagome!” Rin chirped enthusiastically. Sesshomaru stared from Rin to Kagome, making his choice.

“Rin, truth or dare?” Sesshomaru asked, his deep voice growling as he said the words. Kagome smiled; the question seemed so unnatural coming from Sesshomaru, the ice king.

Rin pondered the question, then answered, “Truth, m’ Lord!”

Sesshomaru looked kind of stumped, and Kagome started to giggle, she was glad that this game seemed to be opening him up, and showing his softer side.

Sesshomaru seemed to come to a decision, and spoke, his deep voice almost melting Kagome. She tried to hide it the best she could.

“Rin, if it was best for you would you ever leave my care and live somewhere safer?” Kagome was surprised at Sesshomaru’s question. He must plan on giving her to a local village after she grew some more.

Rin answered confidently, “M’ Lord, Rin would never leave you. Even when Rin does die, it will be after leading a long life with Lord Sesshomaru,” Smiling emphatically, she never redirected her gaze, and then opened her mouth again, asking him something this time.

“Lord Sesshomaru, truth or dare?”

Closing his eyes, he answered dare, and Kagome thought she saw Rin’s eyes flash mischievously; she was up to something, Kagome could sense it.

“I dare you Milord, to kiss Kagome.” Hearing this, Kagome went scarlet again, and Sesshomaru’s eyes popped open in shock, but he quickly maintained his emotionless expression.

Rin watched as Kagome trembled nervously, and Sesshomaru leaned in, kissing her (Kagome) gently on the cheek.

“No M’ Lord! I said kiss her, that means on the lips.” Rin sounded childish, and Kagome sensed a bit of impatience at the fact that Sesshomaru didn’t do as she asked. Something clicked in Kagome’s head, and all of a sudden she understood what Rin was meaning to do; surely Sesshomaru had figured it out already, Kagome knew he wasn’t stupid…

Sesshomaru finally saw understanding in Kagome’s eyes, and tried to communicate nonverbally to her to just go through with it; the only reason he’d actually agreed to playing this game was exactly this. He wanted to kiss Kagome, and judging by her scent, and her nervous trembling, she wanted it too. (Why he, Lord Sesshomaru, had developed feelings for a mortal girl, he had no clue, but they were there and he couldn’t deny them, not when he was that close)

Rin watched as Sesshomaru shifted his body, moving into a more comfortable position. Kagome, still slightly trembling with nervousness, inched herself closer to Sesshomaru, ready to fulfil Rin’s dare; although she secretly desired to be close to Sesshomaru anyway, she was just using the dare for cover.

Rin, unnoticed by the two ‘lovers’ had slipped away, gone to sit with Ah-Uhn and Jaken, who were asleep. She felt that her job was done, and mentally gave herself a pat on the back. It was up to Kagome and Sesshomaru to do the rest…

Sesshomaru and Kagome were inches away from each other now, almost at the point of meeting, when Kagome blinked, halting suddenly, and looking over Sesshomaru’s shoulder; Rin was gone.

Where is she? Thought Kagome; that was when she caught the expression of Sesshomaru. It was calm, but had an eagerness to it; she’d never seen him like this before, and it made her wonder…

“Miko,” Sesshomaru whispered softly, making Kagome blush and almost melt, “don’t worry about Rin, she is with Jaken and Ah-Uhn.”

Kagome felt shocked. If Sesshomaru knew this information, then why…? Kagome blushed when the answer popped into her head, and she smiled shyly.

Feeling confident around Sesshomaru for the first time in a while, Kagome leaned in to him, his breath caressing her face. Then Sesshomaru did something that he had never done before; lifting his arm (yes, he had two of them…) he placed it around Kagome, pulling her closer.

At the simple touch, Kagome’s pulse quickened, and Sesshomaru smiled, pressing his lips to hers. Kagome, feeling overwhelmed by this sudden softness being shown towards her, pushed her luck, and lifted her arms, slinging them gently around Lord Sesshomaru’s neck.

To her surprise, she wasn’t rejected, and the kiss only deepened. Kagome was in sheer bliss, and for the first time in his life, Sesshomaru felt it too.

By upside-down-boat - Fanfiction.net

Humorous Pictures: 

Poor Inuyasha his ego has been boosted much to far!

Oh dear it seems our demon lord has been having hormonal problems. *giggles* /^.^\"

Buwahahaha! Behold the power of the klondike bar!